Can my girlfriend get pregnant if I ejackulated into her eye?

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It was an accident i swear. But she went psycho and said it could travel through the blood stream in her eye and go to her uterus thing and get her pregnant. Can it? Please tell me no, im 13 i don’t want a kid.

Ha! This was hilarious . Simple : NO . Keep it in your pants from now on.
oh pleaes keep it in your pants from now on, no she wont get pregnant that way.
no silly she cant get pregnnt that way unless u ejaculate insider her..not in her eye..thats bizzare so tell her not to worry as she CANT get pregnant that way.lmao
first off no she can’t second if you don’t want a kid then don’t have sex it’s that simple.
If you don’t know the answer to this question then you shouldn’t be having sex. You’re not responsible, intelligent enough, or mature enough to take care of a child. Uterus thing? OMG…this question made my head hurt when I saw it.
HAHAHAH!
No, lol. Look’s like you’ve got a lot to learn!!!
no she cant get pregnant