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I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, and she doesn’t know I caught her yet. I want to get her pregnant so that she thinks the baby is the other guy’s, as revenge. What is the best way to do this? She would never let me not wear a condom, so I’m thinking I can poke a hole in it, or maybe it can ‘accidentally slip off’.
Before I get a bunch of people saying this is wrong, obviously I don’t care because they’re gonna think it’s the other guy’s baby.
EDIT: to "Caribbean Momma"
yes I posted this before but the question was deleted because I ‘insulted other users’
so i’m trying to keep an open mind now.

wow thats just evil … poke a hole in em … lmao
lol um, and then say she wants to get you tested…what happens then?
and if she uses a condom with the other guy she will want to do a dna test then you are a father
Wow dude are you really serious! Its gonna be funny when she does end up pregnant and she leaves you for the other guy…..just a stupid question!!!
troll! u have a girls picture and ur asking stupid ?’s! troll!!
*get a life*
I’m sorry but this has to be a joke. It’s very stupid. DNA my friend, it will prove who is the real father in the end. Plus the little fact that you are playing with a life here. Just leave her if she’s a cheater.
you can poke a hole in it probably. ur avatar looks like a gurl. r u?
what makes you think they would think its the other guys baby? for a start if you do get her pregnant on the 1st try wouldn’t the dates be out and why would you want your child be be brought up by a woman you obviously hate i think this is the wrong kind or revenge the only person you’d hurt in the end is the child and possibly yourself try something else to get Your revenge if you must and for got to mention if she never agree not to use a condom with you (her boyfriend) the chances are shed defiantly use on with a guy she cheating with
Hey chicka.
Maybe shes already pregnant with the other guys baby =]
And you wont have to worry about it.
Seriously your an absolute moron! Why in the hell would you even want to get your g/f knocked up if she cheated on you. I mean i know you are using it as revenge but on the same hand… maybe that guy is a better guy all around and would be better off raising your kid to begin with. You really need to grow up! I hope you never have the chance to bring a child into this world. You obviously dont know anything about taking care of a kid!
Really? you don’t think the other guy is going to ask for a paternity test? Ever hear of friend of court? That is who collects child support and they will get a court order making you get a paternity test, which YOU will have to pay for? Supporting a kid for the next 18 years is a long way to go for revenge.
instead of saying wrong i would say unhealthy, instead of this try other ways of revenge
i totally understand cause i would probably kill you sense of humour is really dark, but what if you do the same as she did, make your friend to date her, let him take her to some cosy place and she will find you there with another in bed, but she will be with another too…
or think of more cruel or clever plan,but not pregnant, i can imagine but if you love her e.g. then im reallly sorry, the best thing is to say it loud to her.
oh it sounds like a movie i wish to know its end…
Wow, you are a total dumbass.
Sure. That thinking might prevail right up until your child is born and the other guy demands a paternity test and the test proves he isn’t the father. Then who do you think your ex-girlfriend will sue for child support?
Grow up. Don’t be a loser like the two of them.
What an extremely rude way to get back at your girlfriend. Do you understand that giving birth to a child means that she is responsible for that child for the first 18 years of its life. It also means that you have a large chance of having to pay child support, and if you want to do that, go ahead.
Hmm wasn’t this question posted earlier but some of the wording changed up?!? in any event you are as I said earlier a self righteous moron for even coming up with this idea. She may think the child is the otr guy’s but in the end it will be yours so what sense does this plan make, suppose she tests the otr guy & it comes back negative then her attention turns to you, use your thinking cap strups
You posted this the other night. Clearly your intelligence has not gone up. You still do not understand what a DNA TEST is. Please contact Maury Povich and he can explain it to you. You might even end up appearing on his show.
If this woman is sleeping with you and this guy why do you think she wouldn’t get a dna test to confirm who the father is or that this other guy would not want a dna test to confirm if he was the father. When this backfires in your face and your stuck paying child support for at least 18 years you will have no one to blame but yourself.
well she maybe still be having sex with the other guy and if she gets pregnant you won’t know if the baby is be yours and if that happens then what? are you gonna still stay with her if the baby’s not yours? there’s no way you’ll be able to prove it if don’t take a dna test. think about your actions before you do
There are so many other ways to get back at her.
You’re an idiot for even thinking up this sort of plan, getting her pregnant for 9 months and having her experience the wonders of being a mother is a way to get back at someone? Yeah, great plan, genius.
And, ever hear of a fraternity test? Probably not, because you’re an idiot. She can easily order you to take one to see if you are the father of her child, just as well as the other guy. Then you’ll have to end up paying child support ordered by the court.
Just don’t do it. It’s a stupid plan, and YOUR child is the one that will be suffering, not her.
All of this is probably a joke anyhow. Just look at the other questions you’ve asked. Apparently you’ve already got a son.